How I discovered Lil B is a genius (Part 1)

Now, I know how that sounds ok? I know this. Just hear me out.

So the other day I came across a story that Lil B did an 80 minute lecture at NYU a few months ago. Now I instantly wrote this shit off as a joke…..

Then I saw it was REAL.

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Now there were tons of questions. How does a room full of COLLEGE students ask LIL FUCKIN B to come speak to THEM?! What they teaching them dudes at NYU? What the fuck does BASED even mean?! Who wants to ask anybody with an album cover like THIS

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ANYTHING other than “Pen and Pixel STILL make album covers?!”

Like The Matrix, I knew it couldn’t be EXPLAINED, I had to see it for myself. And as I listened to the Based god for 80 minutes drop jewels such as telling the students to “be based!”, “get gold teeth!” and my personal favorite “get that oil out the ocean whoadie!”….there was tons of messages about loving each other, accepting others’ differences, how to be successful, building a positive self image and all types of other shit that actually made sense….

I was afraid. Why am I getting this message?! Why does this make sense to me?! I shouldn’t be relating to this!

Then it hit me: this dude is a fuckin genius……and I know why.

To be continued…….

Nobody looks tough next to the Bieber. NOBODY. Jeezy look like he’s his Made coach for becoming a gangsta rapper.

Nobody looks tough next to the Bieber. NOBODY. Jeezy look like he’s his Made coach for becoming a gangsta rapper.